Because Murder Is Wrong

For hobbies that save lives… technically.

There are two kinds of people in the world: those with relaxing hobbies, and those who might commit a felony if they didn’t have the outlet of a relaxing hobby. 

Each design pairs the classic phrase “Because Murder Is Wrong” with a wholesome pastime that keeps hands busy and tempers cool. Whether you're casting a line, kneading dough, threading a needle, or pulling weeds with slightly more enthusiasm than necessary, these shirts are a nod to the therapeutic power of hobbies.