Uncle Mooty
Cheeky tees for Kiwis & Aussies
Shirts for people who are only just holding it together.
Dry, deadpan and a bit irreverent. Printed to order, so there's no mountain of unsold stock anywhere.
Multi-buy deal
Buy 2+ tees, save 10%
That's 2 tees for under $90. Taken off automatically at checkout, no code needed.
The series
Because murder is wrong
One very obvious moral statement. One very petty frustration. A wearer who is coping. Mostly.
Fishing - Because Murder is Wrong T-Shirt
From $49.95
Gardening - Because Murder is Wrong T-Shirt
From $49.95
Gaming - Because Murder is Wrong T-Shirt
From $49.95
What tests your patience?
More designs are on the way. Get first look when the next one drops.
Road trip
Professional Tiki Tourer
Why take the direct route when the scenic one has better views, more snack stops and at least three “quick detours”?
Shop the Tiki Tourer
From $49.95
All the tees
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Drinking Class Hero – The Original Uncle Mooty Tee
From $49.95
Fishing - Because Murder is Wrong T-Shirt
From $49.95
Gaming - Because Murder is Wrong T-Shirt
From $49.95
Gardening - Because Murder is Wrong T-Shirt
From $49.95
Professional Stunt Cock – Retro Rooster Tee
From $49.95
Professional Tiki Tourer – Retro Road Trip Tee
From $49.95
Printed to orderEach tee is made when you buy it. No waste from piles of unsold stock.
Ships to NZ & AustraliaDelivered in 10–30 business days. Shipping info
30-day returnsWrong size or misprint? We'll sort it. Returns
Who's Uncle Mooty?
Uncle Mooty makes cheeky tees for Kiwis and Aussies who are coping. Mostly. Every design starts with a small, everyday frustration and a straight face.