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Every one that got away is a crime not committed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA good one for the mate who's \"just popping out for an hour\" and comes home at dark with nothing but a sunburn and a story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePart of the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/because-murder-is-wrong\"\u003eBecause Murder Is Wrong\u003c\/a\u003e series.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on demand just for you, so there's no waste from piles of unsold stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order, then shipped to New Zealand and Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eChest width, cm (in)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46 (18)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e51 (20)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56 (22)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61 (24)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66 (26)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71 (28)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76 (30)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81 (32)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLength, cm (in)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71 (28)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e74 (29)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76 (30)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e79 (31)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81 (32)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e84 (33)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86 (34)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e89 (35)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSleeve (from centre back), cm (in)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38 (15.1)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42 (16.5)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46 (18)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50 (19.5)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e53 (21)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e57 (22.4)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e60 (23.7)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e64 (25)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChest width is measured flat across, armpit to armpit. 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